He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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