4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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