He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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