Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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