He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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