i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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