Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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