Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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