Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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