He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She announced her abortion via fbk
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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