oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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