well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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