and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
