id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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