i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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