did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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