i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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