pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
