I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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