obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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