talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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