Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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