dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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