real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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