I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
