he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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