3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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