we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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