my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
tequila makes me forget i have legs
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize