is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Life is so much better after having sex.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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