My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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