I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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