Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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