Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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