Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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