I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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