i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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