dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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