return my video game
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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