I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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