The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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