No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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