Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
