He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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