i was born a porn star she said
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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