i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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