I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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