I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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