He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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