Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
There's even glitter on my cock...
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