Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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