he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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