ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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