I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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