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Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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