called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
