Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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